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With My Mind's Madness With My Mind's Madness

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 18, 2009

I'm sure it was good

But I could not get over how bad the music was. I couldn't even finish.


MindChamber responds:

cant win them all, fartman thanks for trying though


Zelda: Heart for the Hero Zelda: Heart for the Hero

Rated 0 / 5 stars December 21, 2008

This was horrible

The concept for the joke was really lame, people have been making fun of Link being mute for a long time. There wasn't any interesting graphics, walking was the most graphicaly intense part. The shopkeeper's personality has been so overused it was just old. I wasn't at all entertained by this movie.



Foamy's Rant II Foamy's Rant II

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 13, 2005

so true

lol that was really funny


Recent Game Reviews


Battlefones Battlefones

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 11, 2009

Awesome game

I dont know what everyone is saying about a broken combo system; I was able to use the combos very easily. It was kind of challenging, but the eyebeam and triple blast were all you really needed to use. Overall a fun game, but too short.



Deconstructor Deconstructor

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 7, 2008

One of the best games on Newgrounds

This game is awesome. The pixelated animation was done really well. It had a nostalgic feel of destroying a pre-set city in sim city 1 mixed with the rampage games. The seizure camera was awesome. I've played this game through a few times and it's still fun. If this game was downloadable on a consel and was multiplayer it would be the coolest thing ever. Seriously.


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Urkel responds:

Hey, thanks a lot, these kinds of feedback make me really happy :)

I'm beginning to do stuff with XNA for Xbox Community, but it takes a lot more resources and time to develop the same thing as in Flash. Anyway, I can't see how to convert this game to use it with pad controller of Xbox. I would love to do it for Wii, but you know, Flash game programmers doesn't have the same level of prestige as the C++ programmer, so it's hard to get the permission of Nintendo to develop for it.


Hands of War RPG Hands of War RPG

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 7, 2008

Am I the only person who chose Ranger?

This game was really fun. I think if you did some more work on the quests so that they were not all about killing the same guy over and over again it would be awesome. The ranger was actually really easy to play as. I also played as the warrior and I found the Ranger was more fun because of how you had to move to fight. The bosses were really easy, you could literally move once or twice after shooting an ice arrow at him to kill him. The biggest problem was the clan rankings. It took me about half an hour to figure out what was going on, and after I finished all the quests for my three factions I had to kill enemies for a while to become an ally. But this was still a really fun game.


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